hi folks i need a really good really funny joke to send into the radio station. they are giving away tickets for the wiggles this friday and my 2 year old loves them.10 points to the best
2007-02-20 09:14:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron". He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next? The frog replies, "Ribbit, Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you thing I should bet?" The frog replies "Ribbit $3,000, black 6" Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15 -year -old -girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room, So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
2007-02-20 11:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Dutch, an Irish and an English soldier where taken prisoner. They where sitting in a cell, when the English prisoner was taken out.The enemy soldiers formed a firing squad and put the English prisoner in front of it against the wall. The commander said: Ready, take aim.. Suddenly the English prisoner shouted: 'There are our troops, they are storming the camp!'
The soldiers of the firing squad ran around in panic, and the Englishman escaped over the wall.
Next the Dutch prisoner was put up against the wall. Again the commander said: Ready, take aim... Now the Dutch prisoner shouted: 'Water, the water is coming, look at the wave, it will flood everything!'
Again panic in the firing squad and the Dutch prisoner also escaped.
Finlay the Irish prisoner was put up against the wall. He felt quite confident, that he too could escape.
The commander again said: Ready take aim....
The Irish prisoner suddenly cried out: FIRE!!!
2007-02-20 17:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by thijspieters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This woman's birthday was in two days and she was hinting to her husband that.. If she didn't find something in the drive way that would go from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.. he'd never make it back alive... well the day of her birthday.. he got up early and left for work.. When she woke up.. the first thing she did was walk outside and look on the drive way... She saw this box.. opened it and inside the box was a bathroom scale!! And to this day.. they still haven't found her husband!
2007-02-20 18:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by xjaz1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A New York City bus stopped and two Italian men got
on. They sat down and engaged an animated
conversation. The woman behind ignored them at first,
but then listened in horror as on of the men said:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come
together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
once-a-more."
The woman did not want to hear any more of this. "you
foul-mouthed swine," she raged. "In this country we
don't talk about our sex lives in public."
The man looked puzzled. "Hey cool down lady. I'm just
tellin' my friend how to spell "Mississippi".
2007-02-20 18:54:22 · answer #4 · answered by mphermes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?
A: Let's go out tonight!
Hope you get the tickets!!!
2007-02-20 17:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my teacher is so old that her social sercurity number is 1
2007-02-20 17:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so old that she taught Jesus in preschool...hope you win those tix
2007-02-20 18:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by footballgomez28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋