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2007-02-20 09:00:11 · 4 answers · asked by Jenny 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you hear about the hooker that was into bondage?
She was strapped for cash.
2007-02-20 09:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Its Hero Dictatorship 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no know cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror. "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VE. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amerlican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. Noe need to operlate!" "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies. "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"
2007-02-20 20:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man entered in a restaurant, drew of a weapon and cried out. -Assaut! I want all lying in the ground.
Peoples lain down in the ground, but nor all obey. A man continued seated in a chair looking a cup on the table, contends a liquid. The outlaw go to the man.
-You didn`t heard?I said all for the ground!
The man continued immovable, looking for the cup. The outlaw raised the weapon and went off three shots in the ceiling. The man continued immovable, looking for the cup. The outlaw caught the cup and drank the liquid.
-Now that I emptie the cup, go to the ground!
The man that was looking the cup relivied.-I am relly without luck. Last week I was fired. Yesterday my wife leave me. Now appears a guy and drink my poison.
2007-02-20 18:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Luiz B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i this aint my best but this brunette walked into the bar and told that blonde guy if he wants to hear a blonde joke and he well okay but thers 5 of us here but then the brunette guy said ok never mind and the blonde guy was like well y dont u wanna say ur joke anymore because i well i have to say it 5 tymez.....
that means blondes r stupid not to be rude
2007-02-20 17:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by jade r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋