CORNY PICK-UP LINES:
- are you from tennesse? cause your the only ten i see.
-do you like lucky charms? cause your magically delicious
-your lips are lonely, they should meet mine
-if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i would put U & I together
-your kind of like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
-can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams
- i was so enraptured with your beauty that I ran into a wall. So I will need your name and number, for insurance purposes
-was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
IDK.. JUST SOME I FOUND ON THE INTERNET x)
2007-02-20 08:50:26
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Heyyy you're the same guy that asked about pick-up lines and put-downs.
Well I'm going to give you the same answer... because it's similar to THIS question...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-02-20 08:48:13
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answer #2
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answered by ( Kelly ) 7
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"No you are are"
"You're a bigger one"
"I know you are but what am I?"
2007-02-20 08:45:06
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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