Whenever I see a suicidal person all I have to do is mention "ANGRY EYE OF SAURON SENDING YOU TO THE FLAMING RIVERS OF HELLFIRE AND @#$-@#$ING DEVILS THAT LOOK LIKE HELEN THOMAS NUDE ENDLESSLY AND FOR ALL OF @#$%ING ETERNITY RAPING YOU UP THE !@@#!"...and all of the sudden they immediately change their minds and start being happy. It works on ME as well. Go figure.
Do you want to take away my best psychotherapy tool? Is that is? Huh? HUH?!
2007-02-20
08:34:30
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It is a surefire (pardon the pun) and perfect tool for scaring the #$%^ing #$%^ out outta da damn foos.
2007-02-20
08:35:56 ·
update #1
Gazoo, I have no interest in hearing the opinion of an alien who was exiled from the planet Zetox after being charged with the dreadful crime of conspiracy to commit intergalactic terrorism (ie building the weapon of mass destruction).
2007-02-20
08:49:11 ·
update #2
You people appear to have no sense of humour whatsoever. Just like some Christians that I know...
I'M JOKING! #$%@#$NIT!
2007-02-20
08:51:04 ·
update #3