Little Patrick?

Question

For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage
on this house Is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the
Front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
Night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I
heard her Tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be
damned if I'm Staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no
f*cking bike!"

Answer 1

okay that was so funny