A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an
even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over and broken, and the throw
rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast fo od was spilled on
the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys
strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and
toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked
how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What in the world happened here
today?"
She again smiled sweetly and answered, "You know how every day when you
come home from work, you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, ........ today I didn't do it
2007-02-20 08:25:08 · 24 answers · asked by moglie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was bored at work and my friend sent this and I snorted when I laughed the guy in the next cubicle wanted to know what the heck I was doing.
2007-02-20 08:31:36 · update #1
that was so funny give u 10.9 u made my day
2007-02-20 09:16:29 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i object you can not treat men like this you can get in trouble for this
have you never heard of being politically correct
this really bad really bad
i think i will report you to the political correct police for this
i am so offended say things like this
2007-02-20 21:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you very much for this , actually i will copy it and send it to every man i know cause most men ask this Q to their wifes
2007-02-20 16:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by anahona 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat is so funny! When I was younger that is the exact same thing that would happen w/ my mom!
2007-02-20 16:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it! A real classic.
2007-02-20 16:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-02-20 16:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by Cat's Eye Angie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-20 16:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-20 16:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so true
2007-02-20 16:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by FTB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2007-02-20 17:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋