"Philosophy is like trying to open a safety locker with a combination lock: each little adjustment of the dials seems to achieve nothing, and only when you set everything is in correctly the door open."
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2007-02-20 14:45:59
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Smile, even if people think you're nuts.
If it ain't over till the fat lady sings and you're fat, don't sing:-)
Always look on the ground near Spring time to avoid the emerging doggie-doos, and find many coins.
Wisdom is not running to answer the phone, for many a toe hath been stubbeth this way.
Intelligent tenants are those who ask the present tenants why they are leaving.
Never run out of cat food late at night.
He who walks beneath pigeons may receive a disgusting surprise.
Those who watch the News must expect to become clinically depressed and placed in the Funny Farm.
When you say you haven't got a thing to wear, then dash it, it's true.:-)
The three things you can never find are your keys, your glasses and that other shoe.
Never believe any countries' leaders. They are all liars.
Fat is not beautiful.
Never believe anyone who claims they never fart.
Many a good friend hath been lost when you letteth slip an sbd in a closed car.
Gigantic boobs are scary.
Discreetly flashing your legs prevents arguments with your spouse.
(Well, you did say they had to be my own! LOL!).
2007-02-20 12:00:31
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answer #2
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answered by ? 2
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Knowledge in the mind is nothing without tenderness of the heart
a thorn for the pain felt, and tear shed for the pain given
2007-02-20 13:23:11
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answer #3
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answered by triniti_kitty 2
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to thy onself be true; neither false heart nor faint heart ever won young fair maiden,don't drop the soap in the shower of a prison, life is but a dream we sleeping wake and waking sleep.
2007-02-20 08:18:20
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answer #4
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answered by m7a7c7h7i7m 2
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"life goes on, and so will I; I'll go on until the day I die"
I actually have tones.. better than this.. I write a lot.. and now I can't find any good one :-(
2007-02-20 09:47:21
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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here is my philosophical quote:
The essence of life is love
the essence of love is laughter
the essence of laughter is wit
the essence of wit is brevity
so live, love, laugh, and do it quick.
2007-02-20 10:02:49
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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" An opportunity not taken, is a question that will forever go unanswered." -Me.... K.Michael Bailey
Take chances, live life, love all.
2007-02-20 11:24:14
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answer #7
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answered by Koskimo 2
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Too many hurts
Cannot be mended.
Mine
2007-02-20 11:07:20
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answer #8
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answered by Jeancommunicates 7
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if "if" was a Fifth we'd all be drunk.
a closed mouth can't get fed.
2007-02-20 09:33:44
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answer #9
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answered by Jerry_S. 3
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love is life.life is death.death is end to love.
2007-02-20 12:16:44
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answer #10
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answered by mahek 3
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