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I was making biscuts and couldnt find my oven mits anywhere in the kitchen. I had to resort to running upstairs and grabbing a rag so I could pull them out of the oven.

Does god want me to sacrifice the pads of his fingers?

That tricky little guy.

2007-02-20 07:58:43 · 8 answers · asked by Adrianne 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Ah crap. Not the pads of his fingers but the pads of mine.

2007-02-20 08:05:14 · update #1

8 answers

I dont know what god thinks but i think your smoking hot without that oven burning your finger pads

yummy!@!

2007-02-20 08:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Isn't there something in the Bible about how the smell of burning flesh is "pleasing unto the lord"?

If you're talking about the Christian God, remember that in his early days he wanted blood sacrifices.

2007-02-20 16:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0 1

no God does not want you to burn but you might want to keep your oven mits closer to your oven!

2007-02-20 16:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 1 1

No. Keep a mitt handy next time.

2007-02-20 16:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 2 1

God doesn't want you to burn.

Some Christians may, however.

2007-02-20 16:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0 1

Depends on how you smell when you are burning. Some burning things smell really good...

2007-02-20 16:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 1 3

Hes not small and he gave us brains to figure things out..

2007-02-20 16:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Burning in hell is much worse , try to not go there .

2007-02-20 16:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Alone 4 · 1 2

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