I really need humor right now so whats the funniest joke you've ever heard?
2007-02-20 07:53:41 · 4 answers · asked by UndeadNitemare 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies, "I did, they were in your tackle-box."
Women will ALWAYS outsmart men.
2007-02-20 12:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cop arrived at the scene of an accident and rushed over to the car and asked the driver: 'are you alright'?
I don't know, said the driver, I haven't talked to my lawyer yet.
2007-02-20 17:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Its Hero Dictatorship 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-20 16:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing comes to mind right now
2007-02-20 22:40:03 · answer #4 · answered by Madison M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋