Thor kicks a**!!! Why not worship him instead of a loser who died on a cross?
2007-02-20 07:24:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thor is awesome and would kick Jesus' a$$ in any fight
2007-02-20 07:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by Wardog 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Thor is an idea. At best he's a man with nothing else to wear but tights and a helmet with wings on it. I've seen Elmer Fudd sport a more creative outfit. This isn't even a challenge for Jesus. Thor offers no more than my answering this question... 2 points.
2007-02-20 07:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by se-ke 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thor did not rise from the dead. Far from being a loser, Jesus is victorious! Pray to Thor, see if he answers. The real loser is the one who worships a myth. Jesus is a person of history. There is much mention of Him outside the Bible, such as the Roman historian, Josephus. Learn something! Don't be a loser
2007-02-20 07:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by MythBuster 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Ask all of your European ancestors who abandoned Thor worship for Christianity centuries ago.
2007-02-20 07:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the godbots, I say:
Thor has a hammer. Mythical "jeebus" has nails. Any questions?
Ragnarok is closer to reality than the godbot myth. Eventually, entropy will destroy the Earth, there _will_ be a "final day" that we can do nothing about where everything is dead forever. The godbots are just wishful non-thinkers who don't want to deal with it.
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2007-02-20 07:52:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is sad how internet noobs these days use the mighty Aesir as pop-icons...
2007-02-20 09:47:31 · answer #6 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Him and Odin rock.
2007-02-20 07:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is thor?????? Jesus does not need your stupid comic book tools fool.
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I have it on excellent authority that Thor will not save your Tush on judgement day...he will be running away with what thunder and lightning tricks he still has.
2007-02-20 07:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I would, but Odin told me his son isn't all that
2007-02-20 07:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by virginity buster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you stand before Jesus, you'll wish you never said that. I pray that you change before then.
2007-02-20 07:32:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋