"Oh GOD, I'm CURED!!!" Haggard said as his eyes glazed over and rolled up into his eye sockets in ecstacy. Sweat poured from his face and his body trembled with anticipation as he genuflected and sank to his knees in worship before the altar.
"OH, GOD!!! BE GRACIOUS TO ME A SINNER! For I have seen the face of God and spoken with tongue an angel!"
Oh, yes, he is cured!
2007-02-20 08:28:02
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answered by View from a horse 3
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God loves homosexuals too. He wouldn't have put them here on the earth if he didn't love them. Only closed minded fake Christians and other bigots hate homosexuals.
Remember, in the bible Jesus hung out almost exclusively with the outcasts and dregs of society. Most Christians sort of overlook that part.
Oh yeah, I don't believe you can be 'cured' of the gay. If you like d*ck, you like d*ck and that's pretty much the bottom line.
2007-02-20 07:33:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Haggard and his minions will say anything to get the tithes coming back to the church. However, we are not to judge because there is no one among us who is without sin and is willing to cast a stone at Ted Haggard.
2016-05-23 23:21:37
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answered by Anonymous
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He chose to have more fun in secret than his job description allowed for.
He was cured because the secrecy was a big part of the fun.
2007-02-20 07:30:32
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answered by Grist 6
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What? That guy was never a priest - he's a very confused person who makes a living in taking people's hard-earned money while talking out of both sides of his mouth.
2007-02-20 07:29:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Whether he's gay or not isn't the question you should be asking. You really need to ask if he's christian or not. From what I can tell, the answer is no. He's just like all the other hate filled bigoted fundies.
2007-02-20 07:28:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I am sure the gay massage parlors in his town are still making good money off him, just more discreetly..
2007-02-20 20:08:01
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answered by XX 6
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Only God knows His heart and where He places His faith. It makes no difference whether He is gay or not.
2007-02-20 07:28:48
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answered by gtahvfaith 5
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Yes, and he also said he only got a massage. But you know, idiots will still follow him.
2007-02-20 07:26:26
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answered by Anonymous
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He was never a Priest.
2007-02-20 07:25:54
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answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7
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