Just a few minutes ago I was gnawing on a large block of sugar crystals when I heard a rather massive thud coming from the basement. I immediately dropped the monstrosity of sweetness and sprinted downstairs toward the pitch of sound. As I arrived in the shadowy abyss, I spotted Gramps unresponsive remains lying across the floor amongst a few dozen pairs of granny panties and a broken drying rack. I shuddered in anguish and I sprinted upstairs to call 911 in a futile attempt to save my Gramps’ life. As I dashed toward the cellular device in the kitchenette, I became distracted with the multicolored childrens’ alphabet magnets dispersed all over the refrigerator. I felt pleased as I began spelling words far more advanced than an elementary level child’s vocabulary. But then I suddenly remembered my crucial task of saving my gramps’ life. What should I do?
2007-02-20 07:19:21 · 20 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ur obviously lieng coz why would u be on the computer?!?!?!?
2007-02-20 07:45:33 · answer #1 · answered by heyy ppl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep on writing girl .... nicely done. If you are writing this from a factual episode in your life ... I'm sorry that this has happened to you and hopefully your Grandfather is all right.
If this story is pure fiction .... you may want to submit some stories to Readers' Digest or write some short stories aimed at adolescent kids. You are very descriptive and seem to have a flair for humour as well.
Good luck to you and perhaps your next post could be in a different category? Arts & Humanities or even Entertainment! : )
2007-02-20 07:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, listen very carefully.
1) Go get the box your computer came in.
2) Pack everything into the box.
3) Put the box in your car.
4) Return it to the store where you bought it.
5) Never buy another one and stay offline.
6) Go back to eating the large block of sugar crystals.
2007-02-20 07:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by mnnorthernlight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to put the drying rack back together and hang
grannies panties up to dry. You relay need to invest in a larger rack so gramp wont fall when you are hanging him out to dry .
2007-02-20 08:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should concentrate on saving your gramps instead of asking here.
2007-02-20 07:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jelo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be too late now. What was the biggest word you spelled.
2007-02-20 07:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by sigepgator725 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorcha for the gun and go back and put him out of his misery before he suffers more.
2007-02-20 07:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You typed all that for what?
2007-02-20 07:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get OFF the computer! And get back to those alphabet magnets...
2007-02-20 07:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by Seamless Melody 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should leave the comedy to the professionals.
2007-02-20 07:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is religion and spirituality not creative writing.
2007-02-20 07:27:35 · answer #11 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋