Mr.bear was worst enemys wit Mr.rabbit they both stumbled opon a golden frog at the same time the golden frog said "i usually grant 3 wishes but since you both found me at the same time i'll grant 6 wishes 3 for Mr.bear and 3 for mr.rabbit.Mr. bear was first he said"i wish all the bears in the jungle were female."then mr.rabbit said" i wish for a helmit"and a helmit popped on his head.Then mr.bear confused wit mr.rabbits lame wish, wished for all the bears in the country to be female.then poof all the bears in da country were female.then mr.rabbit wished for a motorcycle and poof came a motorcycle.Then mr.bear still confused with mr.rabbits wish, wished for all the bears in the WORLD to be female and poof thats what happened.Then mr.rabbit wit a smirk said"i wish that mr.bear was gay" and rode off wit his motorcycle.
2007-02-20 07:03:13 · 7 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not the funniest but a fresh one today from the Cahulawassee River back country:
Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the
world, Old Joe took him to the outhouse one day
to teach him how to urinate properly.
"Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha
gotta do.
One: Take out yer penie-pipe.
Two: Pull back the foreskin.
Three: Pee.
Four: Push back yer foreskin.
Five: Put yer equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while
he was working at his still, the man's wife came
running over.
"Oh, Joe, Joe, come quickly! Dan'l went t'piss an'
he won't come outta the outhouse!"
"Hell, what's he doin' in there?"
"I dunno. He just keeps sayin' 'Two-four, two-four...'"
2007-02-20 07:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this replaced into gud... a truck driving force replaced into making use of for the duration of the night. it replaced into stormy, eerie and frightening.he observed a woman wearing white, with a huge scar on her face.the truck driving force stopped d truck and asked woman if she wanted a boost.(he replaced into very scared) d woman in simple terms grunted and have been given up the back of the truck. without warning there replaced into lightning, and while the driving force observed by using the window, the previous woman had DISSAPEARED. he braked puzzling. regardless of the undeniable fact that there waa lightnin and the female re-appeared.blood replaced into trickling down her brow. the truck driving force gt scared out of his wits. nonetheless, he persisted going. back there replaced into lightnin and while the truck driving force lukd back, there replaced into no sight of her. he back braked puzzling. yet another lightnin, he regarded back fearfully. there replaced into the female, her finished head replaced into covred in blood. while there replaced into lightnin back, he braked puzzling. a voice got here out frm the back "****, WILL U enable ME TIE MY SHOE LACES OR not?"
2016-12-17 14:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by rocca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you give a 500 lb. bear for his birthday?
I don't know, but you better hope he likes it.
2007-02-20 07:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by i_miss_sherry_07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a 2 - oy!
2007-02-20 07:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...rabbit got bear good
2007-02-20 07:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your introduction is. What language is that anyway?
2007-02-20 07:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jim R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great joke!
2007-02-20 07:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋