A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!
2007-02-20 06:46:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superb! Fantastic! Incredible! Truly out of this world! I just loved it…give us another one, please do.
2007-02-20 18:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one i laughed for 10 minutes. And then the mail came and i laughed for ten more
2007-02-20 07:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by allforit420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY NICE
try this
a doctor instructed a man SANTA SING to give his urine, stool, and spem samples for routine testing . he said: " im in a little hurry can i leave my underwear"
2007-02-21 22:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou lisa for giving a good smile.
2007-02-20 22:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by i20sick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea yea this joke was hot i had to admit as soon as i read it i said ohhh shot and bust out laughing but that was a good one
2007-02-20 07:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Ha ha someone please invent this machine though, once men feel child birth I expect 'man flu' may cease to exist!! Steph x
2007-02-20 07:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey,now dat was a cool joke....
2007-02-21 13:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by ssmart_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Too funny.
2007-02-20 07:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by AmandaHugNKiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya,its nice
2007-02-20 22:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that before but in in that it was the butler, and way thanks for the laugh
2007-02-21 19:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋