teenage girl comes home from boarding school and says to her parents''i know you will be disappointed but i aint a virgin anymore''
The father stands up and screams at her''you ungrateful little slapper all the hours i have worked to send you to a decent schoo all the sacrifices your mum and i have madeto give you a decent start in life the holidays we have given up and you come home and YOU are still SAYING AINT''t
2007-02-20 06:25:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Golden oldie
2007-02-24 00:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-02-20 06:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
specific, in the present day I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled on the Salvation military kettle on the front to artwork. The sound of a lot of human beings finding out to purchase up all style of foodstuff for their Christmas feasts! and xmas songs floating out of the save stereo audio device. And maximum of clientele asserting or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz expensive and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-09-29 09:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one for size...
A man goes into a shop and asks for Irish Sausages.
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"
"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was
Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"
The assistant says, "Well no".
"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was
American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't,"
With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you
ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"
The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase."
2007-02-20 06:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by baldyoldgit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny!!! Really, not heard it before.
10/10 and a *
Tink x
2007-02-20 06:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've heard it before. It's still a good joke though.
2007-02-20 07:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great...but jokes aside, sounded like my father!
2007-02-20 06:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to read that twice before I laughed , but boy how I laughed...
2007-02-20 09:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats a good one that really made me chuckle great joke.
2007-02-20 06:38:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...shows how much that dad cares for his daughter....
still kinda funny though
2007-02-20 06:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jewls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋