2007-02-20 05:59:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ***? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
2007-02-20 06:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by sea_star 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For your school paper? Whatever. Pick up lines are lame and they never work.
2007-02-20 14:02:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Be unique and different, say yes
Can I flirt with you?
2007-02-20 14:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by Brite Tiger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think heaven is missing an angel because im looking at one now
Do you know karate because yor bodys kicking
2007-02-20 14:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that shirt felt? Would you like it to be?
Do you eat lucky charms for breakfast? You look magically delicious!
That shirt is very becoming on you...of course, if i was on you i'd be cumming too.
Is there a keg in your pants? I'd love to tap that ***.
2007-02-20 14:02:44 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, this is the best question i've seen all day. I'd check wikipedia if you can't find it here. Good luck.
2007-02-20 14:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must know Karate, cuz your body is kickin
and here is a collection:
http://linesthataregood.com/
2007-02-20 14:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Koko Butta Kream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
2007-02-20 14:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by badmitton69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I really like that shirt, I like it even better crumpled up by the side of my bed"
or
"I like every bone in your body, especially mine"
2007-02-20 14:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Caleb F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-02-20 14:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs*Tracy*Mcgrady#1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋