how do i be a hooker? im just a teenager, so i cant drive yet and i dont have particularly revealing clothes...so what should i wear/do?
2007-02-20 05:51:21 · 24 answers · asked by Cricket 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i know it might not seem like such a good idea, but i know all the arguments against it and i do have my reasons for wanting to
2007-02-20 05:56:58 · update #1
i got five on it
2007-02-20 05:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
First you need to get these few things.
1. A violent abusive narcissistic boyfriend who is hell bent on beating the **** out of you.
2. Start smoking crack. and wiping the excess cocaine on your teeth. So that they rot out as quickly as possible.
3. Run away from home and never go back to school.
4. Offer to suck guys ***** for money.
Bam you are a hooker.
Hey you asked and I answered. But if you do it you will get beat up daily. stolen from constantly and hated by everyone. Go watch the movie "Monster". It's about a hooker that became a serial killer. Should teach you everything you want to know about hooking, and hopefully turn you to a better path.
P.S. The first guy deserved it, even if she was a dirty vile woman.
P.P.S. Hooking is illegal! Ask a local law enforcement about the penalties before moving forward.
2007-02-20 06:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Charles G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry but why in the world would you want to be a hooker that is just giving the most important part of yourself to people you could care less about and that part of you should be saved for the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Not to mention getting STD's or getting preagnant
2007-02-20 05:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Lena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will not stay healthy long first.Then you will end up in jail for prostitution.Then a pimp will take all your money, Give you all kinds of diseases. Guys will treat you like sh-t
& throw you to the curb. What are your reasons for wanting to go into this prefection,other than the money.You will be old before your time. If life is that bad where you are at seek help.as your on a down hill slide.I will probably check heck for this but i hope this might change your mind.Think about it please.
2007-02-20 06:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to go to the sporting goods store and buy yourself a fishing rod and fishing hooks. No special attire or drivers license needed.(you may need a fishing license) you do not even need to finish your education, but I recommend you do anyway, Then you need to go get yourself some worms, and put them on the hook and toss the hooked line in the water and wait till you cattch a fish. Then you become a hoooker. And that is the ONLY kind of hooker I recommend.
2007-02-20 05:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by Katykins 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well if you want to be a hooker i suggest buying some revealing clothes or just cut your clothes and if you dont know what to wear you can look at hip hop music videos and lots of girls be dancing and shaking thier butts and wearing hooker clothes so just act like them
2007-02-20 05:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You must first familiarize yourself with all the std's that are out there, for example: herpes, hpv, gonorrea, genetal warts, etc...etc...And you may want to take a self-defense class as you will be getting beat up, raped and robbed. Good Luck and before you start, get your tubes tied as you would not want to ever bring babies into your tragic life.
2007-02-20 05:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need to beat your a**! YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A PROSTITUTE! You need a self esteem! You do that-men will use your body up till it ain't good no more! Follow my advice miss thing-don't do this hooker crap! That's the worst idea I ever heard of! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!?!
2007-02-20 05:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by marquella_la_nice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you need a pimp...lol he'll let you know everything & take you under his wing & pimp you. before you know it you'll be another statistic in society that makes you a canidate for aids, the epidemic of babies making babies, and maybe a missing persons add. Tell me who would give a fuq about someone who did not give a fuq about themselves. This world is cruel and unles your a thousand dollar hooker then your going to have to go to college to earn a living; sorry.
2007-02-20 05:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the going rate is $20 for a BJ, and $40 for all the way , have fun .
2007-02-20 06:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should think twice about this line of work. It is dangerous in many ways. You can get STDs, get pregnant, get raped or killed. There are a lot of evil people out there and you are setting yourself up to meet them. Try something else.
2007-02-20 05:55:13 · answer #11 · answered by curious george 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋