A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." (YOU GO, GIRL!)
2007-02-20 05:41:52 · 19 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...and then she woke up.
2007-02-20 05:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy, and he deserved it. Good one.
It is like the divorcee who's ex ran away with 1/2 his age secretary. After several months he phones home and apologizes and pleads with his wife to help him. He is out of money and he needs her to sell his new Corvette for what ever she can get and sent him the money. She agrees and the next day places the following add in the paper.
New Corvette, low miles, must sell in the middle of divorce. Price $1.00. She sold it and sent him a brand new one dollar bill.
2007-02-20 05:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by ttpawpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Hilarious! Oh, yeah, whoever wants to know, my friend Dustin says hi
2007-02-20 05:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by LeAnne 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha funny.
2007-02-20 05:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Girls rule! Take a star!
2007-02-20 05:45:20 · answer #5 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard so many versions of this that its getting annoying
2007-02-20 05:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but why only for girls?
2007-02-20 05:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by rubydogsgreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2007-02-20 05:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great....if only such a man existed....
2007-02-20 05:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Kimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I'd give him $40 if he tossed in some....nevermind....
2007-02-20 05:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Q.T.PIE. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I am not a girl but I am bi
2007-02-20 05:50:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋