She kept throwing out all of the W's!
2007-02-20 05:27:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!
2007-02-20 21:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple, but good. Now here's one with a bit of brain power needed....
A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.
"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.
"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children," she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the store.
The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children."
Then he began to worry. He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same height.
On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into her car. He ran over to her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We shagged on the billiards table in front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't get your number”.
The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm your son's English teacher!”
2007-02-20 06:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by baldyoldgit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad heres another one
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bugger on your knee."
2007-02-20 05:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Rubbish
2007-02-20 05:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeeez.
2007-02-20 05:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by desertskieswoman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it a very old one man not funny i was like in 7th grade when i first seen this
2007-02-20 05:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you ever going to ask a question as apposed to these lame jokes
2007-02-20 05:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job
2007-02-20 05:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer forest G's.
2007-02-20 07:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my
Tink x
2007-02-20 06:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she threw out all of the W's
2007-02-20 05:31:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋