Just for fun.
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2007-02-20 05:23:59 · 15 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Make one in three and three in one
miracle
miracle..
miracle...
God in you....
you in god
Donation..
Donation...
Donation......
Make your preist rich
let him get a Hummer Car...
Vote christian Bush...............
Let him kill muslims, let muslim woman get raped....
Let their children burn...........
End time...........
End time.......
Doomsday.............
OK this is just a sample....I am not a christian
2007-02-20 07:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A perfect world... When people give money throughout the year and not only at Christmas. When people realize that people should be judged by their character and not by the color of their skin. Ladies and Gentleman, we all wish that we lived in a "perfect world" where there would no killing of innocent children and even animals. Sigh. What can we do to solve this problem. What could be a solution to get people to love each other? Listen very carefully, because I have found the answer to a perfect world!
Islam is our solution! We have a new book called the, "Quran" and in it contains all the answers for the world we live in today! How do I know this? Well, five years ago a test was performed to see how people would live while following Islam. We have discovered that it works! So, come and join your brother and sisters in Islam for free!
Buy the Quran today and let it perform it's miracles on you! You will be grateful to have a chance to help this world to become perfect! Call us today for your own copy of the Quran at 1-800-099-8767 for only $15 dollars within the next two hours. Hurry!
2007-02-20 13:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As a muslim you can have as many wives as you want in a lifetime, but only 4 maximum at a single time.
So, assuming you aspire to have 80 wives in 10 years, what you must do is perform a divorce once every 1.5 months.
Think of any reason you want and fataq the wife (say, I divorce you 3 times). If you want your son's wife, just tell him allah says to give her to you just like muhammad did to his own adopted son's wife. If you want your mother, tell your father you met allah in your toilet while praying and allah says to let you have her. You will return her to him after a few rounds by divorcing her. Then he can have her back.
That way, you get to re-cycle your harem and have sex with any woman you want. Great being in islam right? Get to have sex round the clock and even 72 sexy virgins after killing innocent infidels.
No adultery and no pornography!!! Wow!
2007-02-21 03:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hail the mighty floating noodle! Ummmm Ummmmm
2007-02-20 13:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel-san 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Wicca: One Rede, One Rule... The Rest Is Up To You."
Or, given how inclusive Wicca is of differences of opinion:
"Wicca: Ask 3 Questions, Get 9 Answers!"
2007-02-20 15:15:32 · answer #5 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure which of the thousands of religions to pick from? Why choose? Just become agnostic and keep your mind open to all!
2007-02-20 13:26:56 · answer #6 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Immersed in the wonder of the Tao,
you can deal with whatever life brings you,
and when death comes, you are ready.
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When you realize there is nothing lacking,
the whole world belongs to you.
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The Tao gives birth to all beings,
nourishes them, maintains them,
cares for them, comforts them, protects them,
takes them back to itself,
creating without possessing,
acting without expecting,
guiding without interfering.
That is why love of the Tao
is in the very nature of things.
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Why did the ancient Masters esteem the Tao?
Because, being one with the Tao,
when you seek, you find;
and when you make a mistake, you are forgiven.
That is why everybody loves it.
2007-02-20 13:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by KC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that Atheism is a religion but here it goes......
Atheism.... making something into nothing since 5000BC
2007-02-20 13:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jainism - Non-violence (verbal or physical) That's pretty much its motto
2007-02-20 13:30:15 · answer #9 · answered by Magic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christianity
The True !
The only !
The best !
Now available in any pharmacy and store for only $9.99 a month
2007-02-20 13:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by KT 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Christianity... apply directly to the forehead.
Christianity... apply directly to the forehead.
Christianity... apply directly to the forehead.
2007-02-20 13:26:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋