It's been doing this for a few weeks now. You can't imagine how uncomfortable it is to use the bathroom. I figure only god can do something like this.
2007-02-20 05:02:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try Pepsid AC (famatodine, 10 mg tablets)
Works wonders for the flames!
GL!
'-)
2007-02-20 05:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is not from God, but of the propane toilet king,
A faulty regulator valve has been causing serious injuries,
nationwide,
My best advice, consult a personal injury attorney!
2007-02-20 13:10:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking its got to be Gerra, Babylonian God of Fire, and hes burning your a** to get it in gear and get moving and do something more constructive with your life.
Like, you can't spend your entire live here, can you?
2007-02-20 13:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Boudica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's your toilet getting back at you for eating all that 5 alarm chili.
2007-02-20 13:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I imagine it has to do with anal sex and you being smited for it.
Good luck with that.
Pray hard is the best answer I can give.
2007-02-20 13:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by aerosmithbaby05 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It must have been the beer, and pickled eggs, one must be cautious with the family Jewell's when delivering a bomb.
2007-02-20 13:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats weird...why would God spend time doing that? You might be right tho....it is a little odd.....maybe you should stop eating mexican food so your John won't explode anymore!!
2007-02-20 13:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by ~Jamaica~ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a major problem. Bless you and your holy louve.
2007-02-20 13:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by Josh S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Damn, makes no sense to me. I don't know why God would do that.... even Satan doesn't work with shitters.
2007-02-20 13:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Ty-D-bowl
2007-02-20 13:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋