CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
2007-02-20 04:56:36 · 10 answers · asked by John in AZ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG
I LOVED LOVED LOVED THE SECOND ONE!
You said it wrong though
It's really
A blond goes into the doctor and said she hurts everywhere she uses her finger.So she touches her knee,her neck,and her finger and she screams at all of them.The Doctor seems suspicious so he says, "Ok touch my elbow."So she does and she screams, so the doctor says, "You have a broken finger you moron!
2007-02-20 12:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got been given some.. a million) tell a blonde to stand in the nook of a around room 2) a clever blonde and a dumb blonde are racing, which one will win? the dumb blonde, clever blonds dont exist..... 3)a brunette is strolling alongside a railroad song chanting 23 23 23 a blonde asked if she could connect her and starts chanting 23 23 23 the blonde gets run over with the help of a custom, the brunette keeps strolling chanting 24 24 24. no offence to everybody...=)
2016-09-29 09:17:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard the 2nd one but not the 1st. they are both excellent. LOL! 10/10. i love blonde jokes.
2007-02-20 05:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10 for both!
2007-02-20 05:10:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... i loved these blonde jokes... hahaha
thanx alot for sharing them with us
2007-02-20 05:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... i love the blonde jokes!!!! 10/10
2007-02-20 05:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I loved the second one!
2007-02-20 05:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by bucsandducks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take my word for it.. the joke were totally hilarious! LOL!
2007-02-20 05:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant..!!
both r fantastic ones..and i luv no:2 especially...
2007-02-20 05:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what a good laugh
2007-02-20 05:01:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋