Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Fall.
2007-02-20 04:13:36 · 20 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. once again you have made my day! thanks
2007-02-20 04:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A humorous one and that i grant you with a star. the following is a humorous(!!) ghosts chat. 2 ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? second ghost : I died of chilly. 1st ghost : How does it sense once you're death in chilly? second ghost : absolutely, i became by coincidence locked interior the refrigerator. initially, i became shivering, then my entire body began to freeze, later I felt the entire international became darkish and that i died suffocating. 1st ghost : Wow what a terrible thanks to die.... second ghost : How about you? How u die? 1st ghost : I died from heart attack. second ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack? 1st ghost : absolutely, i realized that my spouse is having an affair with yet another guy. in some unspecified time sooner or later, when I got here decrease back from artwork, observed a pair of guy shoes outdoors my residing house. Then, i realized that the guy became in my residing house with my spouse. when I rushed into the bedroom, my spouse became on my own. i ought to locate the position that bastard is hiding. So I searched the rest room, I ran downstairs, regarded interior the storeroom, notwithstanding the bastard became no longer there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the dresser, yet i found no longer some thing. because of all that operating,I were given a heart attack and died. second ghost : Why you not at all search for the bastard interior the refrigerator? The bastard became hiding there. We both will be alive now!!
2016-12-04 10:18:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
wat a laugh..!!
I ve been in a very bad mood a few mins ago...
thanks for the laugh...it really makes me feel better..
2007-02-20 05:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Funny.. Thanx
2007-02-20 04:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!! I will laugh with you...now those were funny, and i did not know any of them.
Thanks.
2007-02-20 04:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i particularly loved the last joke.. totally hilarious and how true! LOL!
2007-02-20 05:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, we women do like DRAMA and plenty of it !
I didn't realize those were jokes you posted, for i thought the words to be REALITY
2007-02-20 04:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by 21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-20 04:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.... i cant stop laughing now.. hahaha
very good ones.. thanx again & again
2007-02-20 04:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, love the grilfriend joke!
2007-02-20 04:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy har
2007-02-20 04:18:22 · answer #11 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋