Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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2007-02-20 04:10:29 · 12 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was very funny funny
2007-02-20 04:15:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... i'm lovin it... hahahaha
gotta text these 2 my pals & make them laugh too
thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 12:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny. i liked the 3rd one a lot
2007-02-20 12:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good. especially the last one. LOL! you get a star. bravo!
2007-02-20 13:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the boy and the girl is the best lol...
2007-02-20 13:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,loved the last one
2007-02-20 12:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-20 12:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go head daddy. lol
2007-02-20 12:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy har
2007-02-20 12:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-02-20 12:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋