Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A boy stands up- we must find & stop her!
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Sam-why r all these people running?
Tom- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sam-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Man:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
2007-02-20 04:07:56 · 12 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-02-20 04:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, never heard those before.
The postman joke reminded me of one:
A woman was about to give birth and her husband was standing next to her. The docter told the couple that they want to try a special device that tranfers some of the pain to the father of the child. The couple agreed to try. The docter warned them that there was still a bug. The pain would be intensified 10 x to the father. He agreed to do it anyway. The nurses hooked up the device to her husband. They put it on the lowest setting. They kept increasing as the man said that he felt no pain.
All of the pain was transfered to the husband and was intensified x 10. The woman had a painless birth.
When they got home, they found the postman dead on their doorstep...
2007-02-20 12:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by ~Geeks Will Rule The World~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO the teacher and student 20/10!!
2007-02-20 13:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol some of these are pretty hilarious and clever. i particularly like the one where the future tense is "you will go to jail"
2007-02-20 12:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats prety cool
2007-02-20 12:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by KRISTE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. way to go girl.. keep them coming... hahaha
thanx for sharing again
(hey btw where are u getting these from?)
2007-02-20 12:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really good!!! After all, laughing is the best medicine!!!
2007-02-20 12:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by Vinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are you jokes left on the moon
because most of them did not make it
2007-02-20 12:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by Elvis 109 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy har
2007-02-20 12:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theyre ok nt tht funny
2007-02-20 12:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: Pyjama is .........(singular/plural)?
Student: Singular above, plural below.
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Teacher: Why do we see lightening first and then hear it?
Student:Eyes are situated in front of ears.
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Teacher:Why are you late today?
Student: Its summer and too hot outside!
Teacher:So?
Student: Road expands when heated!
2007-02-20 12:32:15 · answer #11 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋