If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....
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A guy to his GF :
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
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The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
2007-02-20 04:02:48 · 10 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you must be very bitter towards love huh?
2007-02-20 04:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question made me smile..... The jokes didn't make me laugh at all, sorry.
2007-02-20 13:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by jennifer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
they indeed r brilliant jokes..
I luv these...
thanks for sharing
2007-02-20 14:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They weren't really funny..But i will laugh anyway because im nice.! :-) Hahahahahaha
2007-02-20 12:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... i am laughing... hahaha
good ones... i'm gonna sms them to my pals...
thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 12:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy har
2007-02-20 12:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- some top jokes there!!!
2007-02-20 12:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by Vinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, didn't even crack a smile
2007-02-20 12:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Casey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-20 13:37:52 · answer #9 · answered by bucsandducks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet :)
2007-02-20 12:21:56 · answer #10 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋