I fell asleep last night with the religious channel on all night & I woke up this morning a Christian . Please tell me how do I reverse this? I already sent them all my money What else do they want? Will all my problems be solved when the little bottle of magic spring water arrives?
2007-02-20 04:00:22 · 6 answers · asked by hate 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just turn on the Science Channel and after a day or two you will be back.
2007-02-20 04:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you did not fall for all that did you? You cannot go to bed and wake up a Christian without first obeying the gospel. The only time we are to collect money is on Sunday(first day of the week). Next time you want to watch the truth on TV watch In Search of the Lord's way.
2007-02-20 12:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by Denise M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just watch 13 minutes of Benny Hinn. Trust me, you'll be just fine.
2007-02-20 12:05:00 · answer #3 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go an a mass mudering rampage and that will absolve you of your do gooder delimma!
2007-02-20 12:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repeat after me::: "Get the H E L L out of here"
2007-02-20 12:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fundy, haven't heard that word in a while. don't worry, you will wake up tomorrow and everything will be back to normal.
2007-02-20 12:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Dayne's gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋