1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2007-02-20 01:53:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-02-20 09:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats one of the funniest lists on here! I'm saving it! Oh, take a star! Hahahaha! That was funny!!
2007-02-20 05:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 09:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star..10/5
2007-02-20 01:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your an honest man!! Funny too!!
loved them all, made me crack up (I`ll keep my anti-men jokes for another day). ; )
Tink x
2007-02-20 03:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. i love you for making me laugh like this.. hahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 03:40:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im so giving you a star for that one. 10/10. i love it. LOL!
2007-02-20 03:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know....you're question is sexist. I've got nothing against it, but you won't get reported. I get reported all the time what the hell is that? Someone asked a question about their baby's eyes being mated every morning for the past three days. My answer? "Use condoms." and it got reported....the hell.... Nice list though.
2007-02-20 02:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
They really are some good jokes you've got there.
LOL
2007-02-20 04:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by Vinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(sigh) Aint that the truth
2007-02-20 02:23:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋