A young couple had been arguing about what new vehicle they would buy. He wanted a big truck, but she wanted a sports car.
After about an hour the woman had to leave, and said, "look, all I want is something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than four seconds. My birthday is coming up next week, buy something that will surprise me!"
A week later she opened her present, a new set of bathroom scales!
(The funeral will take place next Tuesday)
It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I've bought her a packet of playing cards.
Remember, growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional!
It will be my wife's birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I've bought her a packet of playing cards.
Remember, growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional!
2007-02-20 01:35:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good come back Chris!
I loved the jokes but, got it the first time! I say got it the first time. ha ha ha.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-20 02:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're staggering , it ought to seize a hearth, besides the undeniable fact that it could take you longer than a sprint over an hour. There ought to be site visitors, the motor vehicle might no longer start up, long traces on the checkout, something can ensue that could reason you to be long previous longer. turn it off and turn it back on as quickly as you get into the abode. while you're unpacking your purchases and getting settled back in the abode your chicken would be cooking and in the previous you already are conscious of it that hour it takes to end it off might have expired and it is generally achieved.
2016-10-02 10:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-20 01:43:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard the bathroom scale one lots of times. first time i heard the playing cards one. liked them both.
2007-02-20 01:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one :)
2007-02-20 02:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The playing cards one is best, but why did you repeat two of them?
2007-02-20 01:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't take any notice of the people who picked you up on technicalities, That was brilliant!
2007-02-20 13:03:49 · answer #7 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first 2 were good, but i'd heard the third one before somewhere.
2007-02-20 02:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try proof reading
try proof reading
cut and paste email, read it already
2007-02-20 01:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/5..star.
2007-02-20 01:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋