A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, what may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"
2007-02-20 01:20:17 · 9 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! That gave me a good case of the giggles! he he Thanks!!
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2007-02-20 01:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao cute
2007-02-20 01:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucky priest. He must have enjoyed a lot... lucky girl too.
2007-02-20 01:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was FUNNY....I will surely share this one...Thanks.
2007-02-20 02:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cool, i love it
2007-02-20 01:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by mary L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol super
2007-02-20 02:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
hilarious!!
2007-02-20 08:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-20 01:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by Soaring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-20 01:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋