How about a Christian supermarket where Miracle Whip is always on sale? Where you can always find the milk of?

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human kindness. Where bread, that staff of life is always at a discount. Where our instant wine in a package(make as many gallons as you want, just add water) is always stocked, not to mention our endless fish in a can product. When you shop here you won't find expiratation dates. You can shop down those endless aisles towards that white light at the end. But if you shop here, remember, only the Master's card is accepted. Do go any farther you will need a permanent Visa. Will the idea catch on? Just food for thought. Welches grape juice is on aisle11B near the wafer section.

typo alert: To go any further, not do go any further.

Gtahvtait: Thanks for your kind words. I headline in Vegas next week(in my dreams of course)

You won't have to borrow from Peter to pay Paul to shop here.

Answer 1

For heavens sake, how do you come up with such Divine ideas.

Answer 2

True faith, and salvation comes from Scripture. No organized religion is close. There is a heavenly father YHVH. There is a divine/human Savior YAHOSHUA. The Seventh day "Saturday" is the special day for rest and worship. How does it look so far? do I need to go on? Eternal life is only available by grace received through faith. I give Him my sins, and He gives me eternal life. If I stay attached to my sins, I will end up where they will, which is the lake of fire in which sin and sinners will be destroyed!

Answer 3

I usually try to shop in smaller markets and buy locally grown foods. My question about this place of yours is; what do they charge for Wonder Bars?

Answer 4

I'm suprised with such an amazing gift of humor that you choose to spend your time here.

Answer 5

LOL. How long did it take you to dream this up?

Answer 6

Lol!