As you may know already. I sold my soul (see previous questions asked) to the devil he/she wants there money back.I have two problems with this.The first is the above question, the second is I do not have the money to pay him/her back. As I gave a lot to one of my charities (I don't like to talk about my charity work, at the refuge for young ladies with lose morals) some went on entertaining my nieces.The rest was spent (invested) in that fine Gentlemans club Spearmint Rinos (For the American reader thats like Hooters, but with class) if I do need my soul back, to get in upstairs, can any religous organisations give me the money or indeed, may be a rich American could help.Taken from two of his best selling books: Opium for the masses, and Which is the most gullible race on the planet? By E Cad
2007-02-20 00:54:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Loads of great answer so far sensi could you pray for me. Godless would you act for me in one of my up and coming court case's. Gnosis lighten up get out more (sorry if you are lock in a padded cell) there's a big real world out there
2007-02-20 01:43:55 · update #1
Not the smartest devil in the world, to give you money for something that doesn't exist...does he have the right to ask for his money back? Only if selling what does not exist constitutes fraud. If it does, then quite a sum of money is owed to those who have been paying tithes. Then again, your plaintiff doesn't exist, nor would the defendant in the tithing case, which complicates matters.
"In 1970, Russel T. Tansie, an Arizona lawyer filed a $100,000 damage lawsuit against God. The suit was filed on behalf of Mr. Tansie's secretary, Betty Penrose, who accused God of negligence in His power over the weather when He allowed a lightning bolt to strike her home. Ms. Penrose won the case when the defendant failed to appear in court. Whether or not she collected has not been recorded."
2007-02-20 01:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There may be extremely some opportunities: one million. Their telephone plans do no longer enable calls to the actual international 2. The unfastened will given to them upon admittance does not enable telephone calls to family members 3. all the telephone calls are recorded for high quality insurance 4. All telephone lines between haven and earth are down 5. the telephone business enterprise is working for Bushco and would't be subpoenad 6. They have been given on the incorrect practice and ended up in Little Rock, AK quite 7. they're out of variety 8. No roaming 9. telephone is disconnected through non-charge
2016-10-16 02:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by archuletta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is madness all i'm saying is if you have sold your soul you need to get some serious prayer!!! i thought people that sold there souls would have everything they could ever wish for? obviosly this wasn't a wise move but listen just read the bible if you really serious and pray. HEY!! stay away from spearmint rino too, if your trying to get right a strip club is not the place!!
God bless you
2007-02-20 01:24:20 · answer #3 · answered by sensi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will go to heavens as a soul, leaving all your worldly belongings.Your soul is still with you as it is commodity which cannot be sold out.Okay, you might have rented it out for some ulterior puroposes for sometime.You can reclaim it refresh it and even clean and shine it back without the least impression of guilt of cheating the devil.He very well knew you are cheating him;he content with duration you rented your soul to him.Now, you have the chance to travel back to safe heavens.
2007-02-21 01:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by shahinsaifullah2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot sell what you do not own. God owns your soul. But if you have made a vow with a devil, you can be redeemed, call on the one who paid the higher price for you. Jesus. Read the book of Hosea, it will kind of take you through what you are talking about in a way.
2007-02-20 01:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
selling your soul is a transaction that cannot be reversed.
you might try to see if there is someone that would take your place in Hell. This forum is a good place to start.
2007-02-20 01:00:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like u sold your mind than sellling your soul!
2007-02-20 01:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by zara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can never sell your soul are you sure you haven't been watching to many films?
2007-02-20 02:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like lunchtimes. You get all the silly questions then.
2007-02-20 01:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a load of rubbish.
2007-02-20 01:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋