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At the beginning of the new year, the teacher asks the class to say their name & why their parents called them that.

-My name's George, I was born on St George's day.
-My name's David, I was born on St David's day.
-My name's Pancake....

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The teacher next door gets her class to introduce themselves by saying their name and what they want to do when they grow up.

-My name's Sadie and I want to have a baby, maybe someday.
-My name's Proctor and I want to be a doctor and help Sadie have her baby maybe someday.
-My name's Tucker
-SIT DOWN TUCKER!

2007-02-20 00:05:44 · 22 answers · asked by claude 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Lame.

2007-02-20 00:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great jokes but I cant understand why Tucker had to sit down, Whats wrong with wanting to be a trucker? lol

2007-02-20 00:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

LMAO... the tucker part was funny.. hahaha

i didnt get the pancake part thou... umm

quite nice... thanx for sharing

2007-02-20 00:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry Claude but ur not as funny as Tink. Check out her jokes.

2007-02-22 09:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by JJ J 2 · 0 0

Funny liked the second one

2007-02-20 00:49:15 · answer #5 · answered by need to know 2 · 0 0

Not funny thumbs down

2007-02-20 00:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

i didnt get the pancake.. but the tucker part was funny

^_^

2007-02-20 00:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anon123 4 · 1 0

Good one Claude.!!!
10/10.!!!

2007-02-20 00:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

i wish i had more hands...so i could give those jokmes 4 thumbs down

2007-02-20 00:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0 0

I liked them.

2007-02-20 02:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0 0

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