Its been along time since i heard a funny joke that is not silly :)
2007-02-19 23:09:25 · 6 answers · asked by amyhamad 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2007-02-22 16:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUM...HERE ARE SOME ii JUST FOUND:
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
ANOTHER ONE RiiGHT HERE:
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
ANOTHER ONE:
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"
2007-02-20 07:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat, every time she wears a yellow raincoat people call out for a taxi.
2007-02-20 07:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
4 Surds play Chess in doubles...!
2007-02-20 07:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. read u question, thets the funniest joke i have ever heard.
2007-02-20 07:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by prabhakar_ace 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
2007-02-20 07:16:30 · answer #6 · answered by James Dean Girl <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋