One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven.
God came and said, "I want the men to form two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines.
The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1,000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2007-02-19 22:57:35 · 25 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my wife says me 2 look cool at this & ,oh, 2 say LOL aaaaaaand
oh yeah & 2 say tis not true at home
( psssssssst - catch u later when she lets me,bye ya)
2007-02-19 23:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 to 10 =10 +
2007-02-20 07:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am really annoyed at how you potray women in that joke I am a married man and I have a wonderful wife........She's just left the room.....savage she told me i didn't enjoy it but I think I did???? I don't know anymore ;) :D
2007-02-20 07:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and I told him to stand there!!!
lol 10/10 and *
Tink x
2007-02-20 12:37:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my husband and sons to tell this joke to all their friends and to say. "That is the way of Earth and Heaven and that is the way it should always be."
2007-02-20 08:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by yancychipper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True, true... That is why the catastrophic event took place.
2007-02-20 07:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife says to say I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
2007-02-20 07:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is so funny 10/10 for that. And a great big thanks for cheering me up x x
2007-02-20 08:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-20 08:30:50 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool man. it's really made laugh in today's joke. it's only made me laugh.
2007-02-20 07:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by karsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋