First Night
A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.
When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.
Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
And she, in amazement asked, "Is that all we have left?"
2007-02-19 22:26:16 · 11 answers · asked by || SMI || 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great. 10/10.!!!!!!!!& a star
2007-02-20 00:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty but funny.. i have heard it before though... but that time it was in the form of a blonde joke = D
2007-02-20 00:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a good one, indeed. I am more in favor of clean jokes, but this one is, believe it or not, is so innocent in its own dirtiness.
2007-02-19 22:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
great. 10/10.
2007-02-19 22:47:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one.
2007-02-19 22:30:18 · answer #5 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG hehe
2007-02-20 00:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!Good joke! have to remember that one
2007-02-19 22:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE BUT DIRTY, HAVE TO USE SOME CUTE WORDS.
2007-02-19 22:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by karsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-02-20 00:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is FUNNY........Thanks for the laugh....
2007-02-20 03:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋