I was drunk as hell! I had just come out of the bar after work & was stumbling to get to my motorcycle that I parked in a nearby park. As soon as I got on my bike, I took of with tremendous speed. Oh crap, the accelerator’s stuck! My brakes! I have no brakes!
I was swerving left & right to avoid hitting a whole bunch of children in the park.
Luckily all their mothers rush in to grab their kids in time. Then as luck would have it about 30 cops show up.
“HELP! I CAN’T STOP. I GOT NO BRAKES!”
One of the officers manages to grab my handle bars & pulls me to a holt.
“Thank god officer. I’m just glad I didn’t hit any of those children”
He said, “ Sir, GET YOUR @SS OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND, NOW!!!”
2007-02-19 20:50:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Made this one up today. Any good?
Neo
2007-02-19 21:36:40 · update #1
Good one, those painted horses will get you in trouble every time! Hate that when it happens. Have a great day and thanks for the smile.
2007-02-27 20:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke goes... What time is it if you have giraffe in front of you, a tiger behind you and a horse beside you???....Time to get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round!
2007-02-27 19:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Suzi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!! That's hilarious!!!
although (just a suggestion) It would have been funnier if he was on a horse....ya know cuz he's on a merry-go-round....yeah well it was HILARIOUS anyways!
2007-02-20 03:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have the best sense of humor, when are you goin' pro??
2007-02-26 13:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by busybody12 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Giggle :-)
Lily
2007-02-26 23:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl cute cute cute!!!
star from me to the ONE
2007-02-26 16:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not the 'Neo special' one...
2007-02-19 21:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that's funny.
2007-02-26 14:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice cutie
2007-02-26 10:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
You have a great day, and take care!! LOL.
2007-02-25 03:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋