The Origin of Chapstick
The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?" Said the Sheriff
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em! Replied the cowboy
2007-02-19 20:42:14 · 7 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Jay.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-20 01:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-19 20:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-02-19 21:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... superb cure for licking chapped lips... hahaha
very good one... thanx for sharing
2007-02-19 20:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jay I`m having a late lunch here!!!.. Eeeewwww nasty. Where`s my chapstick!!!
Loving it!! ; )
Keep it up!!
Tink x
2007-02-20 03:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-19 22:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-19 21:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, i just wanted to answer! thanks for the 2 points!
*smiling stalker*
2007-02-20 05:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by [[chicken_fingers]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋