A guy turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"
The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billie Jo. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Billy-Bob's a trucker who weighs 295 pounds and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"
The fella says, "Naw, you're right. . . I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
2007-02-19 20:39:42 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! I didn`t get it at first but then re-read it and wow the bit about the..........!!!!!!! Haa ha haaaa. Got ya. Oooh I`ll hang my head in shame. ; )
Sorry I couldn`t resist that!!!
I loved it, keep it up.
Tink x
2007-02-20 02:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-20 04:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-02-20 04:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a Texan, i find this disturbing and unfair, but totally true!!!!!!!!!LOL>>>>>thanx for the good laugh!!!!!!!!
2007-02-20 06:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-02-20 09:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... good one... hahaha
than for sharing
2007-02-20 04:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
amusing
2007-02-20 06:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-02-20 06:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i liked that one :-)
2007-02-20 04:46:57 · answer #9 · answered by Richard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... good one... .........
2007-02-20 06:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋