2007-02-19 19:45:11 · 10 answers · asked by skimmer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lawyer cause the lion will eat the cannibal..
2007-02-20 00:37:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd shoot the lawyer. If he was a good lawyer, he'd be plump and tasty looking to a cannibal. The cannibal would go after him to eat because he'd be dead already and the sudden movement of the cannibal and the laywer's blood would make the lion would most likely chase after the cannibal. Then I could keep the extra bullet in case I needed it as I made my escape!
2007-02-19 19:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Posey P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot the lion and the lawyer. The lion would eat you regardless of what else you did. The cannibal can be convinced to eat the lawyer, but the lawyer would sue you for mental trauma for having witnessed the wanton slaying of an innocent cannibal and a creature of the wild.
2007-02-19 19:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd shoot the cannibal, and the lawyer, because either would happily eat me alive (lol) then I'd feed the cannibal to the lion. (Seems like the Lion would be slightly less ferocious than the other two (LoL!))
I seriously doubt whether even a Lion would want to eat the lawyer it would leave a bad taste in his mouth.
2007-02-19 20:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by Clifton L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be tempted to shoot the Lawyer, and the cannibal and take my chances with the lion. how ever might be best to shoot the lion, wound the lawyer and feed him to the cannibal. while I make my escape .!
2007-02-19 19:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ThInK I WoUlD shoOt ThE CaNnIbAl AnD The LiOn....
2007-02-19 19:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by !!!CuTiE KiRsTEn!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I will spare the lion...feed him with the lawyer.
2007-02-19 22:08:12 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lawyer - always the lawyer.
2007-02-19 19:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would shoot the lawyer, twice make sure I didn't just wound the bastard.
2007-02-19 20:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got under no circumstances even met this skinhead charlie, sense like i'm lacking out. The kiddiefiddlerontheroof, reason he's a prick and all those idiots that moan approximately avatar video games, reason i could
2016-12-17 14:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋