What's the funniest think your kid has ever said?

Question

Thing, not think...

Answer 1

WE took our cat to the vets to have a micro-chip put in his neck, and my boy went around telling people that we took our cat to the vets and he "microwaved" it.

Answer 2

My childminder was going to take my son to the Zoo (he was about 4) Not having been before we discussed what sort of animals he would see i.e monkeys. So they get to the zoo and are looking at the amphibians and my son loudly says look at this monkey jumping around!! It was a frog!! Apparently the place cracked up! Also when he came home he told me about the friendly tiger he had stroked whilst there, I was a tad concerned so questioned the minder the following day in between giggles she managed to inform me that it was actually a goat!!!!!

Answer 3

We live near a crematorium and one day while going to collect my other son from school my youngest who was only about 3 at the time saw the funeral procession going in for the service said to me mum why is that big drawer got lots of flowers on it.I then had to tell him it was a coffin that dead people were in and the person in it was dead,But he's now almost 9 and still calls it the people in the drawer boxes.

Answer 4

Well my sisters having another baby ( I think it might be twins lol ) my nephew went up to her and said Mommy I want another sister it's so cute lol probably not the funniest but one of the cutest. Oh and I told my other nephew that we had to get sissy to eat or they couldn't get snacks cause my neace was born 3 months early and doesn't like to eat well after I said that he started feeding her! it was sooo adorable! I know it was supposed to be the funniest thing they said but still lol.

Answer 5

ok this is cute even though i couldnt laugh.
one day i accedently woke up after my 3 year old daughter did. she heard me and came around the corner from the kitchen with this very worried look on her face. then she said to me. "mommy I baked you some ice cream" I had to give her a time out but i still smile when I think of that ;))
I thought of some more.
my 3 year old always tells me hurry up mommy its 5:00 and some minutes.
when my 18 year old was little we were christmas shopping and my hubbie and i went in our seperate ways so we could shop for eachouther. well we got in the car and my son said. Mom, dad bought avacume cleaner.(was my preasent)

about a month ago we were in the car when it was about to turn night. My three year old told me in a rather annoyed tone. Mommy now the moon is out so the sun needs to go to bed.
my 12 year old was toilet training when he was 3 and he tols me he had stickey poop. I went into the bathroom and he had poop smeard all over whe walls. (yuck)
when I was little, (i was raised catholic) I used to say the hail mary "HAIRY Mary full of grapes"

Answer 6

Our Daughter has a never ending stream of funny things she's said (she'll go mad at me for telling people these-she's 16 now but they were funny & cute!).
She once asked "Mum,can we have floods for tea?" it was eventually determined she meant leeks.
She was singing the song 'Natural Woman' which had the lyrics "You make me feel like a nasty old woman" (she really thought those were the words!).
Apparently, a baby is formed in a woman's "wound" (not womb).
The list is endless.....

Answer 7

I thought this was funny..I was burning out the tires with the boy in a friends truck and he kept wanting me to do it again and again so I said no, let's not and say we did. He comes back with "let's do and say we didn't" I almost split my side laughing. He was too young to ever hear that before and it just hit me right for a good laugh.

Answer 8

My 7 year old son was standing with me and my 2 year old in the stroller, the 7 year old tipped the 2 year old back and his legs started moving for fear of falling, and my 7 year old says "look mom...he's like a fish out of water!"

Answer 9

My daughters friends mother had a baby and she said to me "Mommy, I'm never having kids because they come out where your penis is" ,,, she has 2 older brothers,,, so I had to explain that she didn't have a penis she was about 3 then,,,, the following year I asked her again about if she was gonna have a baby and she said "I'm not gonna have a baby cuz then I'll have to shave my legs" ,,,, I had to explain that she's gonna have to shave her leg anyway,,, now she says she'll have babies.

Answer 10

Have had three kids - all have said funny things! Child number one, whilst in the middle of a family picnic "Dad, you know when you are sick out of your bottom.........?" (He had had a recent bout of the runs. Child number two - When told he was going to have another brother or sister who was in my tummy said to his father "Daddy, don't give mummy another baby - she has gone and eaten this one!" Child number three - travelling on a bus whispered something to me, I asked him to speak up as whispering was rude. He whispered again. I asked him to speak up as whispering is rude (will I ever learn) on a very crowded, very quiet bus he shouted at the top of his voice - "mummy why is that ladies baby so ugly?" Guess we got of at the next stop!!!!

Answer 11

It's not his funniest moment but still quite cute. My little one calls a Cappuccino a " Cuppa -Tea- no ".

He also thinks the baddy in Star Wars is called " Dark Vader"