2007-02-19 18:21:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We'd hit the beach!!! We'd go all surfin, but I'd have to beg Jesus to teach me how to walk on water. That ****'s bad ***!!!
Then we'd hit the movies, and with a wave of his hand, he'd turn our colas into wine, and add extra butter to our popcorn, because the theater people never seem to put enough.
Then we'd hit the mall, and I'd have to dress Jesus up in all the latest fashions. I mean, wearing robes was cool for all of...five minutes, but after people kept slamming him for 'trying to dress like Jesus' we just had to do something.
Turns out he's a big fan of death metal. After that we'd go back to my place and watch chick flicks for the rest of the day while doing eachothers toe nails, and talking about our 'feelings'.
You think YOUR parents don't understand you? Jesus's dad is GOD for ***** sake, how's he suppose to compete with that?
No matter what Jesus does, no matter how many injuries he heals, his dad just smirks at him and goes, "Oh yeah? You think your so tough? I created the universe, man. And people mention me alot more than they mention you. Like when they stub their toe, when their electricity or water's cut off, when they're robbed, ect..."
2007-02-19 18:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first off I would immediately think of a million questions to ask then I would think of the one reason to not ask those questions. (A.K.A. = Would I want to explain throughout eternity the meaning of life to every individual for all of eternity....? NO!!! Then I don't think he does either...) Then I would ask him What does he likes to do in his spare time and give the guy a break for a while. Of course, before the end of the day I would try to get shown the water into wine trick unless he's got some better tricks since then...
2007-02-20 02:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by voidlesshope 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him to explain the truth to all christians that he never was crucified, his name is not Jesus & he never said his religion was christianity nor did he say you are all christians & that he is coming down to embrace Islam & then i will ask him to tell all christians that Muhammed (saw) is the final prophet & Islam is the chosen religion to follow. Then he can go to the Jews & the Sabians & explain to them that he is a Prophet sent by God & all the above that he explained to the christians , he can explain to the jews.
I think Jesus (Isa (as) ) would be really dissapointed in the way people have twisted his words & made thier own Bible to suit thier lifestyle today.
2007-02-20 02:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask him to show the world he is the Son of God, that God and heaven and hell exist, and beg people to put away the guns, put aside the violence, forget about the oil, and whose God is bigger than whose, and embrace each other as human beings.
If there was any time left over after that HBO special (I'd tune in!) I'd buy him a beer and ask him which of the bible stories were true and which ones weren't.
2007-02-20 02:39:46 · answer #4 · answered by labortius 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Literally.. i would litsen to him, his advice, share my dreams wth him etc. But remeber he sed whatever u do to the least of my bros u do unto me.. so hangin out wth the underpriviledged eg the very poor, offern somethn to the hungry, a coat to the cold, helpin out a colleague in need, a fellow student who needs help wth some math qns, a new girl/boy who is also lonely at scool, the marginalised people is the same as hangin out wth jesus.. becoz he sed so. so plz lets nt wait to hang out wth him but look at our neighbour who ever is in need n help out. God Bless!!!
2007-02-20 02:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by aasweet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just listen to everything he said and kiss him a thousand times and tell him how much I love him and thank him for saving me and the world from darkness and despair.Did you know the name Jesus means "God Saves"?Peter chatper 3 verse 18,Christ suffered for our sins once for all time.He never sinned,but he died for sinners to bring you safely hime to God.He suffered physical death,but he was raised to life in the 'spirit.Wow.
2007-02-20 02:53:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would follow him around like a Puppy!! That's what I already know I would do. After I wasn't scared of Him, that is IF He scared me. Jesus wouldn't want to scare me. He knows me and He knows that's what I would Do!! @8-)
2007-02-20 02:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take him to bears game and thank him for brian urlacher and ask him how long its going to take for grossman to develope into a mediocre quartback so we can win the super bowl....and then congratulate him on kelly carlson
2007-02-20 02:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by lowhardbody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask that He changes the hearts and minds of ALL child rapists, abusers, molesters, and killers, to make them STOP, and then I'd ask Him to end racism and religious badgering, and I would ask Him to teach kindness, acceptance, respect, appreciation, and patience to all of mankind and I would follow Him and learn from Him.
2007-02-20 02:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn as much as I can because he is a Master and once you become a Master you don't have to come back to earth you can move on : )
Love & Blessings
Milly
2007-02-20 02:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋