2007-02-19 18:14:45 · 25 answers · asked by pravesh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-19 18:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you wishing to choke a smurf and for that matter why did you choke someone to see if they turn blue. Hmmmmmmmmmmm Have you done much research on this choking and blue turning idea!!!
I'm just going to back slowly away as I take time to dial the relevant authority. That's a nice murderer don't move just sit there with that drawing of you choking a smurf. The lengths some people will go to get a drawing coloured in correctly!!!
2007-02-19 22:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi. I am a male Smurf and i am 3 apples high. We stay blue when we are choked and Smurfette was all mine. We hate Gnomes. My favourite food is Blue berries I feel a little Blue at times I also love Blue cheese
2016-05-23 21:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lydia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant really answer this as you wouldnt b able 2 pick up a smurf let alone choke one, cause they are too small
2007-02-19 18:21:58 · answer #4 · answered by ricky d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The usual way to rid yourself of an infestation of smurfs is stomping. Someone wrote a song about it.
2007-02-19 20:20:47 · answer #5 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who would want to choke a smurf? Other than Gargamel??
2007-02-19 20:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Frisky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smurfs dont change colour if u choke them, or if u sit on them, or if u try cooking them alive.. coz.. remember.. smurfs do not exist in the real world..
btw.. i like the way u think... LMAO
2007-02-19 18:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
but why would they be eating the smurf in the first place? did it get confused with a jelly bean or something?
2007-02-19 18:49:29 · answer #8 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dark blue!
2007-02-19 21:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably ORANGE as this is blues opposite, or complimentary colour.
2007-02-19 18:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ultraviolet of course! But be careful, they have a tendency to pop and you don't want to get that goo all over you
2007-02-19 21:29:00 · answer #11 · answered by slipstreamer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋