2007-02-19 18:08:49 · 20 answers · asked by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
His finishing move is turning all the water in your body, into wine.
2007-02-19 18:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Crucifix bomb!
It's a real move...
Jesus hooks the arms of an opponent, one by grapevining their legs around it, and the other using their arms. This positions Jesus horizontally across the back of the opponent and forced the opponent's arms out like a crucifixion. Jesus then violently forces his bodyweight downward to throw the opponent into the ground with great impact. Jesus essentially ends the match with a fatality and sending his opponent to Hell!
2007-02-19 18:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by flameback 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since you're not supposed to depict images of Mohammed, he'd be invisible, giving him a distinct advantage over Jesus. Of course, you wouldn't be able to see the prophet's "special moves" either. Jesus would also probably turn the other cheek, a winning move philosophically although, physically, not the best idea...
2016-05-23 21:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lydia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is going to cast the Devil into the lake of fire, so if Jesus chose to battle that seems to be his prefered finishing move.
2007-02-19 18:12:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The flaming tongue! Flame starts on enemies forehead, tests him for his heathen factor and then burns him to a crisp if he is found to be a heathen. He would also have a hidden table he can overturn onto his enemy. Every now and again he'll "drive the demons out" if there are pigs nearby and leave his enemy weakened.
2007-02-19 18:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by Rabble Rouser 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would lay down his life so that the person opposing him would not perish, but have eternal life. Who else has a move like this?
2007-02-19 18:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by MythBuster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something completely unexpected, like giving you a drink of cool water, salving and binding up your wounds, putting you on his mule and taking you to a place where you can recuperate, OR (shudder) turning the other cheek!
2007-02-19 18:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old faithful...
A run up ending with a very forceful kick to the groin.
2007-02-19 18:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could alcoholic poison his enemies by using the water around
2007-02-19 18:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd make you have a conversation with a modern day religious follower......you'd then kill yourself by being so annoyed and amazed by their stupidity
2007-02-19 18:11:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ordin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋