Then I will write a book and everyone must worship me because I made a prediction and it came true. I rule. Bow before me!!
See what I'm saying?
I can write down 1 hundred predictions of the future, in 2000 years just by chance all will occur. wow some one should write a book about me. and pray to me as well. I rock.
2007-02-19 17:36:51 · 15 answers · asked by dino 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
**LT Boomer- lol
2007-02-19 17:46:05 · update #1
You lack a proper marketing scam. I suggest you adopt a special kool-aid drink for your followers, or special tennis shoes, or use lots of power-point charts and graphs.
Make sure your followers believe they are members of an elite social caste because of their loyalty to you. Then get them to sign over their property.
There. You're on the way. Make me a lieutenant, and I'll give you more wonderful advice. We'll have you on your way to Godhead in no time...
2007-02-19 17:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my dear, when you can predict a war, give the combatants, specific details of the times 2000 years from now, even name the generals and give the winner --- then maybe. But you can't because you are not God. God has given VERY detailed predictions that could not possibly be hit and miss and come true.
2007-02-19 17:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by wd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you can prevent it and destroy the energy that created the evil that brought such war about so that this never happens again.
Then I might consider dropping a rose at your feet.
Bow down? Muslims never bow unless it is to Allah.
By the way, where DID you get that weed? Man, you are seriously delusional.
2007-02-19 17:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you will be considered a prophet. Big difference. But if you can gain credibility as a prophet, you can go on to prophesy your own divinity. Then you can write your book and start rocking.
2007-02-19 17:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most duhfinitely, my good pal. You're on your road to becoming the next God. Then further down the road, maybe you'll be like Sylvia Brown!
2007-02-19 17:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, and what you predict is an obvious thing. And as others have said, you would only be a prophet, God didn't write the Bible Prophets did.
2007-02-19 17:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by Ans2003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The last people that predicted WW I & WW II are dead now.
Are you suuure you want to predict the next one?
Maybe we should pray for you now instead of to you later!
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2007-02-19 17:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Prophesizing' that a 'very probable' event will occur is not really a prediction - it's like saying 'I bet the sun will shine tomorrow'.
I think you are silly and deluded.
2007-02-19 17:49:24 · answer #8 · answered by jaidii_lok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...if you give me 20 dollars...I'll worship you. Give me 500 dollars and I'll even go around preaching your word.
2007-02-19 17:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1 bro, ill worship you
2007-02-19 17:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋