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I want to go to hell not heaven. Will he save me from going to heaven?

2007-02-19 16:14:43 · 47 answers · asked by Born again atheist 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

47 answers

ebay?

2007-02-19 16:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by barry 4 · 7 1

You don't have to. From your question, he already has you! Either you are messing around and think this is funny, or if you are for real, you are FAR gone! But not too far gone for the Almighty Savior to hear you ask Him into your heart and save you. Pray that He takes you into His loving protection from the enemy and opens your heart and ears so that you will hear His words that He wants that no one should perish, but have everlasting life with Him in Heaven. Satan loves ignorance and misguided people. Get Spiritual help, counseling from a christian counselor if hurt has driven you to dispair.

2007-02-19 16:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by connie 6 · 0 0

Satan will stop you from going to heaven in a heart beat. The Devil is a low down two faced Conn. He will take your soul and give you nothing, I know. I went to hell and being smarter than the average bear beat him at his own game. He kicked me out for bootlegging Ice water.

2007-02-19 16:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Don't worry you already sold your soul to him. Satan is happy to recieve you and accompany him to the lake of fire. That's why the term sell is used when people want to be satan's puppets because there is a price and that price is.......you won't find out how unpleasant it is until you find yourself there and unfortunately there won't be anything you'll be able to do to reverse anything. Anyways good luck and I hope for your sake God's grace falls on you later hopefully sooner.

2007-02-19 16:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by sweetdivine 4 · 1 0

Dude, i could LOVE so which you are able to problematic in this. This sounds thoroughly interesting. I dream songs and poetry each and every of the time, and it continuously comes out sounding some thing like that - nonsensical yet unnerving on some point. As for what that dream potential to your chum, i think of it potential your chum is experiencing some thing comparable to teen angst on the 2d and that your chum in simple terms occurs to be the fashion of very imaginative man or woman that could have such desires while experiencing angst. :-) pay interest to a majority of those desires - a number of the main profound music and literature in the great of human background have come from in simple terms such desires. :-)

2016-12-17 14:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by hayakawa 4 · 0 0

You cant sell what he already owns. Adam sold his birthright for a morsel of food in the Garden of Eden.., and in so doing damned his offspring.

Jesus came to offer life from the death that sin brings, to set on course what Adam fouled up.

So if you really want to go to hell - just do nothing. If you want to save your immortal soul - you come to Jesus. It costs you nothing (regardless of what the TV preachers imply).

2007-02-19 16:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 1 0

Invite him over for a game of poker. bet your soul.he will win.
I had him over last week played a game for mysoul I was good but the devil cheated. its ok though the dumbass didnt realize I pawned my soul to buy some toothpastethe day before.
good thing about pawnin your soul in stead of selling it is
change your mind and
you can buy it back

2007-02-21 11:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Altonio 2 · 0 0

It's bad enough down there - with out you being there !!! (Just kidding !) I don't believe in the immortality of the "soul" nor do I believe in a place called "hell" !!! - I am a Christian and these things are not plausible when you research the Holy Bible !

2007-02-19 16:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0 1

He's no longer buying. He's stocked up. In fact he's planning the Millenial Satan Sells Souls Event! Now, it's your chance to buy souls, 'cause they've got to go! We've got souls up to the rafters and we've go to make room! Come on down and buy souls! They make great collectibles! Swap them with your friends!

2007-02-19 16:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Atheists do not believe in heaven or hell, it's a christian concept. Continue your revolution.

2007-02-19 16:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetgirl 3 · 0 0

Watch celebrity appearances on Oprah Winfrey.

2007-02-19 16:42:23 · answer #11 · answered by daryavaush 5 · 0 0

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