how much wood can a wood chuck chuck and what the hell is a woodchuck??

Answer 1

maybe someone related to chuck norris... lol


(on a serious note :- The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as the WOODCHUCK or whistlepig, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. Most marmots, such as yellow-bellied and hoary marmots, live in rocky and mountainous areas, but the woodchuck is a lowland creature. It is widely distributed in North America and common in the eastern and central United States. In the west it is found only in Alaska, Alberta, British Columbia and northern Washington.)

Answer 2

This is the answer i use to love this as a kid...


s much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood or a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 3

He would chuck what wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

A Woodchuck is a GROUNDHOG, ya know like Punxsatawney Phil?? (yes I'm from Pennsylvania)

Answer 4

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood or a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 5

I want to know why chuck is wood. I mean is he the indian? Did they name the wood indian, Chuck? And why would he want to Chuck wood. Or would he want to chuck Chuck? But then I wouldn't know how much wood a wood Chuck would chuck cause wood Chuck won't chuck no wood. Would he?
A woodchuck is what wood Chuck puts in his chili! ha ha ha
Put that in your peace pipe, Chuck. His uncle's name is Up. You know.....Up Chuck. ha ha ha

Answer 6

i started cracking up just by reading the title

Answer 7

a fair bit