2007-02-19 15:20:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-19 15:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes into a electronics store and asks the salesman "Can i buy this tv?" the salesman says we dont sell to dumb blondes, So she leaves and dyes her hair brown goes back to the store and she asks the same question the salesman says "sorry we dont sell to dumb blondes." She leaves and dyes her hair red goes back to the store and asks the same question the salesman says "sorry we dont sell to dumb blondes" She then asks the salesman "How do you know im a dumb blonde" he says "because thats a microwave not a television."
2007-02-20 00:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate65 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blond terrorists who crashed a blimp into Mount Rushmore?
2007-02-19 23:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Bodhisattva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes in a field. They see some tracks, one says buffalo, the other horse. Buffalo, no horse,...
Following day, two blondes killed by a train.
2007-02-19 23:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by snfcricket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
2007-02-20 00:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by whatsinaname 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes left NYC driving in their car to visit Disney World in Florida. They kept passing milage markers on the way south........Disney World 600 miles...300 miles.etc. Finally they reached Orlando and read the sign.....Disney World left. Dang it they said, we're too late and then turned arround and drove back to NY.
2007-02-19 23:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by bruce r 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a blonde with a runny nose - full (from sucking to much dick)
what do you call a blonde with pigtails - a blow job with handle bars
2007-02-20 00:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by draco6453 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know when a blond used your computer? -When you find liquid paper on your screen.
2007-02-20 01:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by JuancaD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a naked blond standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath
2007-02-19 23:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Chris W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you know when a blonde is confused?
A: there's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil!
2007-02-20 00:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋