There was a little boy named Johney, everyday he followed this little girl home from school to antaganise her. So he pulled down his pants and said to her, I bet u dont have one of these. The little girl ran off crying. The next day the same. Johney pulled down his pants and said i bet u dont have one of these. To which the little girl ran off crying, The little girl's mother asked her why she was crying everyday. She told her mother what had happen. The next day Johney did it again. He pulled down his trousers and said I bet u dont have one of these. The little girl pulled down her pants and said. My mother said as long as i have one of these, i can get as many of those as i want.:))
2007-02-19 14:49:55 · 9 answers · asked by sunshine090892 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..funny
2007-02-19 15:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny...
Well I got one for you...
Little Johnny was swimming at the public pool one day...
And then he got the sudden urge to pee...
So he started to pee...
The lifegaurd caught him and told him "Johnny, if you continue to pee in the pool, you will not be allowed back in here."
Little Johnny replied "But I thought everyone peed in the pool?"
The lifegaurd then replied... "Yeah, But not from the diving board!!!"
2007-02-19 22:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's very true. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-19 23:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I love little Johnny jokes........
2007-02-19 23:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by besitos2610 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one - johnny is one funny bastard
2007-02-20 00:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-20 00:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
that's funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
make another one pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
2007-02-19 23:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S TOO TRUE!!
2007-02-20 02:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!!!
2007-02-20 00:08:09 · answer #9 · answered by sbj95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋