2007-02-19 14:45:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Neither. I kid you not, I had a lady that I used to work with who specifically put an addition on her house because she said that she knew in her heart that one day Jesus would live with her.
Guess Jesus really is a Jew, getting a free place to stay!
2007-02-19 14:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 Peter 3
2007-02-19 14:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christ had returned in the nineteenth century and He has been favored by the Ottoman Empire with the Greatest Prison in Akka for over forty years completely free of charge.
If you want proofs about this matter, go to Mount Carmel in Haifa to ask for His witnesses, or at this Website:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsIMrhGMIJ4
2007-02-19 15:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered that he might opt for a fine quality recreational vehicle. Perhaps a motorhome. Or possibly a double wide trailer.(Because the triple wide would probably be just a tad too gauche)
2007-02-19 15:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by special-chemical-x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude,
Madden Cruiser.
2007-02-19 14:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll definitely go for the extended deal with an upgrade to the penthouse.
2007-02-19 14:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He already made reservations to stay at a Motel 6. He's a classy guy like that, you know.
2007-02-19 14:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am agonna' Book'm at the Howard Johnsons so HE can Eat some Clams!
Billy the Mountain'll be there Too!
(If they Still gottem'!)
Just Kidding,
Ditto.............................
2007-02-19 14:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they try to pull that "no room at the inn" crap on him, I bet he shoots lasers out of his eyes or something.
2007-02-19 14:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by frugernity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know he was due back soon, but I guess he would go to an all-inclusive.
2007-02-19 14:48:14 · answer #10 · answered by poutine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋